"Maybe our fans were watching replays of the presidential debates," Goodell tells TMZ the day after. "No wonder they dented our ratings the first time around. Hand-to-hand combat, bad refs, lots of Hail Mary passes... and that town-hall touchdown dance Trump did? The kind of stuff people used to watch the NFL to see."
September 10 — Opening weekend of NFL season — various locations
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Sixty-four-year-old Russian president Vladimir Putin is declared the surprise winner. The first congratulatory call comes from the White House. Appearing bare-chested at the press conference soon afterward, Putin compares it to the time he scored seven goals in a hockey game in Sochi against a team made up of his political and business cronies.
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Saban drops the mic, starts toward the exit, then makes a U-turn back to the podium. "One more thing: 'Roll Tide!'"
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He gets another green jacket.
Again. Like you didn't know that.
It will mark 50 years since the NFL's biggest game was first played — even though this one is technically Super Bowl LI. But instead of something momentous like the old-guard Packers vs. the upstart Chiefs in that first one, or something sexy like Cowboys vs. Raiders in this latest one, we'll get a snoozefest like Lions vs. Dolphins. It's been that kind of season.
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Woods: "Yep."
Without warning, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick gets up and stands for the national anthem. NFL players on every sideline follow suit. Intrepid FOX sideline reporter Erin Andrews tracks him down shortly afterward.
England sweeps the first three test matches in the best-of-five format to lock up a second straight series win, and its sixth in the last eight. In the middle of a locker room filled with drunken revelers, wicketkeeper Jonny Bairstow holds up a the tiny terra cotta championship urn and calls for quiet.
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Kaepernick: "My knees are killing me."
Pinch-hitter Kyle Schwarber homers one-handed in the bottom of the ninth while wearing a full body cast and eating a hot dog with the other hand.
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"I always said I'd leave when I couldn't give this program 110 percent," he begins. "Last night, I was dreaming about how to block those three, 300-pounders in the middle of Clemson's 'D' line. All of a sudden, I dreamed I was in a meadow, alongside a lake somewhere. There were peonies and wild horses. ..."
November 1 — World Series, Game 7 — Chicago
Andrews: "After all this time and all that abuse. Why now?"
Like the conversation above, or disgraced Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte trying to sneak into the world championships in Budapest with a fake mustache and new dye job, Mayweather vs. McGregor would be loads of fun. But it probably won't happen in 2017. Frankly, it's going to be a lousy year.

Bairstow: "Chaps,Cheap NHL Adidas Jerseys, I don't know how to put this ... but there are ashes in here."
Money: "How's it going?"
Bairstow: "Afraid not. No. 1, this is just a replica. No. 2, these are ashes like in an ashtray. Somebody put out a cigarette in this one."
LeBron James wills the Cavaliers to another NBA title, again at the expense of Warriors. Immediately afterward, Golden State's Kevin Durant says he's instructed his agents to explore a trade to Cleveland.
Who wins? Who cares? By the end, few beyond the players' family and friends will be watching. And, continuing two more trends much noted during the NFL's regular season, TV ratings will slip lower and commissioner R